SCHMALTZ

Life’s baffling when she gets obsessed

  Raffling aback after it gets regressed

Had to just behave like a wimp

  But remained helpless on the crimp.

Life’s like a bandy, sometimes smirking holding a candy,

  And sometimes weeping drinking brandy

Had to just behave like a dandy

  But remained unmoved on sandy.

Life’s like a Lizard in the Drums

  Sitting unshaken on the tight bums

Had to just move groping

  But remained there gremlin.

Life’s stupendous when I glow

  And it seems marvelous when my heart blows

Had to just propose her with a bang

  But remained numb hearing to the slang.

Quavering Poet Suhas
17th May ’08.